Don't read things to me before I have had my first cup of coffee

If you would like to spend a Sunday morning, as I did this morning, listening to your spouse read things from a web page he/she stumbled upon, while laughing after each line, then refer your spouse to Brian Taylor's Fascinating Facts, Trivia, Interesting Thoughts.

*Warning, if you are reading such things out loud and laughing, and the spouse who has to listen to it has not had her/his coffee and is not in a very good mood on such a Sunday morning, she/he may growl at you and roll her/his eyes.